Retardicus Online Dictionary of Ridiculous Words And Phrases

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Beesnatch - n. 1. Bitch [BIOWolfpack]

Butt Pirate - n. 1. A man that pillages another mans anus. 

Beast - adj. 1. Extremely cool, awesome, or entertaining

Bessie - n. 1. Dilapidated, old, and/or rusted truck, bus, or other large vehicle with exhaust particulate emissions of >40g/h and a fuel effeciency of less than 15mpg or 6.38 km/L

Bolshevik - n. 1.  were a faction of the Marxist Russian Social Democratic Labour Party (RSDLP) which split apart from the Menshevik faction at the Second Party Congress in 1903. 2. Bulls****

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Communism - n. 1. The omission of developer tools, modding tools, a map editor, or dedicated server files from a game release by developers or publishers.

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dumpage - n. 1. Crap, garbage

damn straight - adj. 1. acceptable

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foogie - n. 1. A pen, marker, or any ink-based writing utensil used as a weapon; 2. v. To mark someone with an ink-based writing utensil

freepen - n. 1. A rigged pen covered in ink that is given to another as a prank [Tusakano Ze God]

fo' - n. 1. Synonymous with "fool"; a dimwit or stupid person

friend zone - n. 1. Position a man finds himself when rejected by a woman in a seemingly kind manner; hell

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gyp - v. 1. To steal; to weaken or disorient in a malicious manner

GlobalMutage -n. 1. To be muted in a chat client globally

Great Depression -n. 1. Major exam; Miterm or Final

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 Hax - n. 1. Methods of unfair gameplay

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jack - v. 1. To steal

jarvis - n. 1. Large, tall, and strong African American with sunglasses that qualifies to work as or currently is a bouncer (guard/security).

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lard out - v. 1. To cease necessary action because of extreme laziness.

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monkeysacks! - int. 1. Expression used with strong feeling; can apply to nearly any situation.

miss - v. 1. To urinate or defecate anywhere but in the designated location.

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nerf - v. 1. To weaken or severely change as a result of a software patch.

nick s - v. 1. To randomly, or without explicit warning, cease a conversation of any kind, whether verbally or through text

nigga moment - n. 1. A moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro man, causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manor i.e. "Like a nigga" [Tusakano] Are you kidding me? I took this from the Boondocks.  Word For Word! You didn't find S***

noob tube - n. 1. Granade launcher; rocket launcher

noob - n. 1. An inexperienced or unskilled individual

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po - adj. 1. Poor, lacking riches

pwn - v. 1. To defeat in a miraculous manner; 2. To successfully insult without recieving any kind of defensive response (see p'zone)

pwned - adj. 1. The state of being completely dominated, defeated, or shut down.

p'zone - v. 1. Synonymous with pwn, only much more AWSOME (taken from pizza hut's name for calzone) [BIOWolfpack]

pussy - n. 1. Sniper; reconissance soldier i.e. "There's a pussy in that bush over there"

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 Rambo - n. 1. millitary tactic utilizing one or more high powered vietnam-era or other large machine guns held by a single person that is standing or slowly walking in the open while firing full auto in order to suppress the enemy i.e. "He's going rambo"

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screeg - n. 1. defecation; entrails

scree! - int. 1. expression used while defecating violently while in a seizure-like state
screegmonkey - n. 1. very strange creature that bears no resemblence to any known life on earth, usually has array of tentacles, and defecates frequently
slave - v. 1. To work

smade - n. 1. Smoke grenade [BIOWolfpack]

scrub - n. 1. a person who sucks at everything

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"That's what she said" - Unc. 1. Expression that can be used in conjunction with nearly any set of words

The Shit - adj. 1. The absolute best; the most awesome; of the highest quality i.e. "This shit's the shit"

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3Jesus - n. 1. 3rd Generation CDMA/HSPA cell data connection i.e. "This call's on 3Jesus"