Retardicus Online Dictionary of Ridiculous Words And Phrases
A list of the dumbest made up words we've discovered or made ourselves
Please respect the format of this page when contributing. Words in yellow were (supposedly) invented by the BioCookies team.
Beesnatch - n. 1. Bitch [BIOWolfpack]
Butt Pirate - n. 1. A man that pillages another mans anus.
Beast - adj. 1. Extremely cool, awesome, or entertaining
Bessie - n. 1. Dilapidated, old, and/or rusted truck, bus, or other large vehicle with exhaust particulate emissions of >40g/h and a fuel effeciency of less than 15mpg or 6.38 km/L
Bolshevik - n. 1. were a faction of the Marxist Russian Social Democratic Labour Party (RSDLP) which split apart from the Menshevik faction at the Second Party Congress in 1903. 2. Bulls****
Communism - n. 1. The omission of developer tools, modding tools, a map editor, or dedicated server files from a game release by developers or publishers.
dumpage - n. 1. Crap, garbage
damn straight - adj. 1. acceptable
foogie - n. 1. A pen, marker, or any ink-based writing utensil used as a weapon; 2. v. To mark someone with an ink-based writing utensil
freepen - n. 1. A rigged pen covered in ink that is given to another as a prank [Tusakano Ze God]
fo' - n. 1. Synonymous with "fool"; a dimwit or stupid person
friend zone - n. 1. Position a man finds himself when rejected by a woman in a seemingly kind manner; hell
gyp - v. 1. To steal; to weaken or disorient in a malicious manner
GlobalMutage -n. 1. To be muted in a chat client globally
Great Depression -n. 1. Major exam; Miterm or Final
Hax - n. 1. Methods of unfair gameplay
jack - v. 1. To steal
jarvis - n. 1. Large, tall, and strong African American with sunglasses that qualifies to work as or currently is a bouncer (guard/security).
lard out - v. 1. To cease necessary action because of extreme laziness.
monkeysacks! - int. 1. Expression used with strong feeling; can apply to nearly any situation.
miss - v. 1. To urinate or defecate anywhere but in the designated location.
nerf - v. 1. To weaken or severely change as a result of a software patch.
nick s - v. 1. To randomly, or without explicit warning, cease a conversation of any kind, whether verbally or through text
nigga moment - n. 1. A moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro man, causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manor i.e. "Like a nigga" [Tusakano] Are you kidding me? I took this from the Boondocks. Word For Word! You didn't find S***
noob tube - n. 1. Granade launcher; rocket launcher
noob - n. 1. An inexperienced or unskilled individual
po - adj. 1. Poor, lacking riches
pwn - v. 1. To defeat in a miraculous manner; 2. To successfully insult without recieving any kind of defensive response (see p'zone)
pwned - adj. 1. The state of being completely dominated, defeated, or shut down.
p'zone - v. 1. Synonymous with pwn, only much more AWSOME (taken from pizza hut's name for calzone) [BIOWolfpack]
pussy - n. 1. Sniper; reconissance soldier i.e. "There's a pussy in that bush over there"
Rambo - n. 1. millitary tactic utilizing one or more high powered vietnam-era or other large machine guns held by a single person that is standing or slowly walking in the open while firing full auto in order to suppress the enemy i.e. "He's going rambo"
screeg - n. 1. defecation; entrails
scree! - int. 1. expression used while defecating violently while in a seizure-like state
screegmonkey - n. 1. very strange creature that bears no resemblence to any known life on earth, usually has array of tentacles, and defecates frequently
slave - v. 1. To work
smade - n. 1. Smoke grenade [BIOWolfpack]
scrub - n. 1. a person who sucks at everything
"That's what she said" - Unc. 1. Expression that can be used in conjunction with nearly any set of words
The Shit - adj. 1. The absolute best; the most awesome; of the highest quality i.e. "This shit's the shit"
3Jesus - n. 1. 3rd Generation CDMA/HSPA cell data connection i.e. "This call's on 3Jesus"